Wednesday, May 5, 2010

How Dan Carcillo Picks a Fight

I've been making a lot of flow charts lately--you know, little boxes and arrow-type things that illustrate a process. I make such charts to show the page flow of a website...but today, I made one that was a little more interesting.

I am so tired of Daniel Carcillo and his pattented thuggery. I'm all for a good fight in hockey, but Carcillo does not provide good fights. Funny how he went from being my favorite Phoenix Coyotes player to my least favorite NHL player, period. I guess being on a team nicknamed "The Broad Street Bullies" went straight to his head. And we all know that bullies never pick a fair fight.

Thus, I applied a little computer-y flow cart logic to how Carcillo deals with the daunting task of who to fight with when he steps on the ice. Enjoy!

(Click chart to make it bigger and more readable and more enjoyable. Individual enjoyment may vary)

In other news, I'm about 5 weeks away from finishing graduate school, and have been redesigning my portfolio website so I can land a full-time job. That's why I haven't been writing much lately. Because I'm sure all 3 people who visit this site are totally wondering why I haven't updated this site more. Right, uh....AL...and, um....Shane...and, uh...other guy...

6 comments:

Captain Canuck said...

well, "other guy" likes it... and you could put Lucic on the same flow chart too...

Casey said...

Whoa whoa whoa.

Lucic doesn't sucker punch guys or seek out smaller dudes.

He's only had 4 fights this year: Harrison, Boll, Mair, and Orr.

And before anyone says he should be fighting bigger guys, that's not his job. He is not a heavyweight; Thornton is.

Does anyone get on Neely for never fighting Probert or Domi? No. Neely handled his own business and left the heavyweights to guys like Miller, Nilan, and Byers.

Sal said...

@ Casey: You are right about Neely. He was tough, but I don't remember him picking a fight with Tomas Sandstrom or Luc Robitaille.

Canuck, glad you like the chart.

AL K said...

Figured you were still pretty busy--I know when you update, always interesting stuff--strange how I want the Hawks to beat the "Nucks (more whining from a LEAF FAN)

Lenny Ruben said...

Gaborik did start that fight. And if Captain Canuck is the "other guy" then you forgot someone.

shanediaz82 said...

Hopefully you won't have to watch Carcillo any longer after tomorrow night.

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